Possible Anti-Will Ferrel Zealots, A Trash Can That Smells Like Bananas,

The fire alarm has gone off in the neighboring hall three times tonight. I think this is some radical protesting of the screening of Elf that is happening in the quad sometime soon.


Watching Dexter through all its seasons on a bullshit streaming site that only lets you watch thirty minutes at a time each hour seems to have taken serious priority over anything else I do.

Whenever something goes in my waste bin it lofts through the whole room, so I try to put things that smell good in there. My banana intake has gone up even high than it was before!


My blogging muscles are weak these days.